Sue Roosevelt

Name: SUE ROOSEVELT
Alias: NONE
Wanted for:
INDECENT EXPOSURE
SEXUAL ASSAULT (NOT CONFIRMED, BUT HIGHLY POSSIBLE)
VOYEURISM
INTERCOURSE WITH INDIANS
FORBIDDEN USE OF ‘’ INDIAN HERBS’’

DESCRIPTION
Sex: MALE
Race: CAUCASIAN
Place of Birth: DICKSON, TENNESSEE
Date of Birth: 27/12/1919
Height: 5’94’’
Weight: 185
Eyes: BLUE
Hair: BLOND, BUT ASH IN WINTER
Skin tone: YELLOW-ISH
Scars, Marks, Tattoo:  : UNKNOWN
Social Security number:  UNKNOWN

PARTNERS IN CRIME
KENNETH MCKENZY (aka RED)
FRANKIE O’ TOOLE
ABRHAM GEORGE KINGSLEY
JOSEPH CALLAHAN (aka FATHER JOE CALLAHAN)

CRIMINAL BACKGROUND
Roosevelt says he has no recollection of his youth. His main offences seem harmless but have been committed over a hundred times. He has a strong interest in women and, as he puts it, ‘’likes to show and tell them just that in his own magic way’’.

Roosevelt presumably got introduced in Indian herbs while in Arizona jail (does not want to tell how he got in Arizona jail while he was presumably locked up in Nashville). While he shared a cell with a protesting chief he, as he puts it, ‘’went on a interdimensional trip between the stars, music of ages and naked women’’. The effect of these herbs are dangerous to our society.

Combined the indecent exposure, voyeurism and use of Indian herbs concluded in intercourse with the women of an Indian tribe. As he puts it, ‘’they saw him like a messiah of sorts’’. Therefore Roosevelt got locked up far away from the Indian reservations, in Oakdale, Louisiana. Within a month of imprisonment Roosevelt has escaped with a bunch of individuals, presumably while making music.